ENGLISH DRAMA (LUCU)

JURAGAN SEMPRONG

In the luxurious house, there are two people who have bad attitude. They are Juragan and Semprong. Juragan is always angry at Semprong everyday, and also Semprong.

In the morning when Juragan will go to office, she is hungry, but there isn’t a meal on the table. Juragan is angry at Sempron.

Juragan     : Oh my God! It has been 07.00 o’clock. I have to go to office now! (she feels hungry) Owch.... I’m so hungry, I’ve not gotten breakfast yet.... I will get breakfirst first.(look the table, but there isn’t a meal) Semprooooooong.......!!!!!!!!! (Juragan calls Semprong)

Semprong : yes Juragan.... what’s up...?

Juragan     : what’ up, what’s up...! Look at the table....! do you know...?

Semprong : yes, I know it’s a table.....

Juragan     : Semprong, are you brave at me....?

Semprong : yes Juragan, I understand.....!!!

Juragan     : Oh my God Semprooong,,, Don’t you cook to day...? there isn’t food, drink and so on here...

Semprong : hehehe.... I don’t cook to day.... oooohhhh I know, so you are hungry, Juragan?

Juragan     : Chiken you are...!!!!

Semprong : what...? I’m chiken,,,? If I’m Chicken so....... you are buffalo... hahahaha Juragan is buffalo...

Juragan     :  Oh my God Semprooong, you said if I’m buffalo....?

Semprong : Stop Juragan,,,, look at your watch! It has 08.00 o’clock, you have to go to the office now,,,,

Juragan     : what,,, I’m late because of you,,, I’ve to go now....

Semprong : Stop Juragan your meal is left,,,,

Juragan     : ah semproooooong....

Juragan goes to the office, and Semprong can do everything in that house. And semprong has planning. He invite his friend to get party.

Semprong  : (speak by him self) yessss, Juragan has gone, and there is no  one here, I feel free.... ahaaa, I have planning, i will call my friend and get party,,,,,(call his friend)

Friend           : hi proong, how are you?

Semprong    : I’m very well...

Friend           : hey, what will we do here?

Semprong    : we will get party , here...

Friend                       : ok let’s begin,,,,

 Semprong   : ok,,, turn on the music,,,,,!!!

When Semprong and his frienda get party, suddenly Juragan goes home.

Juragan        : oh no.... what happen in my home...?(Juragan is angry) where is Semprong? You, you, and you, get out,,,,! Prong...prong... Semproooong.....!!!!

Semprong    : eeeeeeee,,, Juragan, you have gone home!!!!

Juragan        : yes, Semprong I’ve gone home,,,, semprong, because you have make mistake in this time, you must manage , this house all day, and do it now... and if you make mistak again, I’m sure yu will get out from this house, understand...?

Semprong    : yes understand....

Juragan goes to badroom, and suddenly when Semprong clean the floor, Juragan calls him.

Juragan       : semprooooooong.....!!!

Semprong   : yes Juragan, what happen?

Juragan       : I’m so hungry... take a slice of cake for me... hurry up!!!

Semprong   : okay, I’ve a good planning for Juragan, I’ll put much of salt in this cake.. .hahaha what a pity you are, Juragan,,,,(speak by him self)

Semprong   : Juragaaaaaan I’m coming....this is your nice cake,,,

Juragan       : hmmmm, it look s delicious,,,,

Semprong   : yes ofcouse Juragan,,,,(caunt 1...2...3)

Juragan       : Semprooong,,,, what is the taste...

Semprong    : hahahaha what a pity you are...

In the next day, when Semprong cleans the floor, Juragan is angry at him

Juragan   : Semprong, because you make noisy at my home, and you always, make me angry, ang you always make mistake, you must get out now...!!

Semprong    : oh my God Juragan, forgive me...!

Juragan        : ha...? forgive you... it’s your dreaming...

Semprong    : Juragan donyou know,? I make you angry, I make noisy, I make mistake, becaaouse of you,,,,

Juragan   : what...? me...?

Semprong: yes, you always angry at me everyday....

Juragan   : I don’t have any patient more, and you must know if I’m rich woman, so i can do anything...

Semprong    : you are too arogant Juragan...I hope the God will give you punishment...

Juragan        : what..? the God will give me punishment,,, no...no...no... it will not happen at me...

Semprong    : ok, look after that,,,,!!!

Juragan goes to Semprong badroom and take semprong’s goods, and throw at him...

Semprong    : what will you do,,,?

Juragan   : you know what is it...(throw semprong’s bag) get out from here...I won’t look you anymore...!!!

Semprong    : ok i’ll get out now,,,

Suddenly when Juragan will open the door, she falls down, and Semprong is very happy because of it.

Juragan   : Awww...(fall down)help me... semprong help me...

Semprong    : What...? help you... hahahaha you’re dreaming if I help you.... what a pity you are.... ok now I’m Juragan in this house, and you Juragan... I will throw you from this house... hahaha...security.... lift Juragan away from here.....

Because Juragan is sick and she can’t walk again, so Semprong’s position becomes Juragan.